Thursday, 15 October 2009

What Good Is a Horny Sub?

What good is a horny sub? by pink_voice  (more poetry, blush)

What good is a horny sub
When You made him so?

What good is a horny sub?
A slut willing to just about anything
Just to get a piece of action,
Some dirty fun too
So You can say: boo.
For Your own satisfaction.
“Prance some more
Until you get sore
Get a freaking habit
So I can nab it
THIS will be you habit:
Morning noon and night
You will take an imaginary wanking flight
And pray regularly for the sight of heaven
That how close you will get
The cage-stage is set
And I say snap it.
To whatever performance I have in store
And nasty tortures galore
Let’s see how far you will go:
Be a monkey and say moo
To my ho ho?”

But the fun thing is
Let’s not forget it, please.
For a subbie a boo is a greater boon.
Then the distant sound of loo.
Followed by nothing at all.

What good is a horny sub?
When a slut screams: may I cum?
That is so much fun
And You can laugh:
“you will masturbate some more,
you dirty little whore.
Or at least you can dream of it
All rightly placed
While all is being away snatched
“Here’s one to go!’

Hoping to hear:
Ho ho ho!
Go go go.
Subbie implores:
May I come phleeeeese.
“Oh, no. It was just a tease.”
You offer a solace:
“You thought this was a Pleasure Palace.
You can only work in one.
There everybody gets to come.”

What use is the horny sub?
They are so sweet to torture and tease.
Hoping for release.
And when the time comes
That horny slut is ready to rut
Just about anything
That has a butt.
(Washing machines, floors an legs:
And he begs!)

What good is a cumming sub?
It’s a sight for sore sight
It’s the sweetest sight on earth
An endless ride of moans and sighs
That makes it right!
Let’s not forget:
Afterwards there’s a toast and drinking!
Be careful to serve and no spilling.

What good is a cummed sub?
A becumed sub is great
But cummed subbie?
Is he worth anything until recharged?
Is he worth a whoopee?
Is the release a release damned?

OH what good is a horny sub?

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Another Electrified DXS Rapture this October!!


HOT off the press from the DXS:

We just couldn’t get enough last month, so we are having another DXS Rapture at The Electro-Ranch (Dark Electric’s house), October 17th.  If you already know where it is, you still have to be on the door list to get in. How to do that? Send your RSVP to dxsrapture@gmail.com.   If you or your guest have not yet been vetted in, start now so that you don’t have to miss it. The party starts at 9 P.M. and goes to 3 A.M. Note: it is not an overnight party! Open bar, though, so make your plans accordingly.

We will still have the sauna and outdoor rinsing shower available (it’s wise to bring a towel), various spaces for semi-private play, two floors of dungeon/playspace including all of Dark Electric’s amazing electric toys, stripper pole and projectors, dog pen in the back, vending table, house Dom/mes and plenty of free parking. Make sure you bring some cash to share the love with the coat check girl and bartenders. Some of them pass up more lucrative gigs ‘cause we’re just so darn much fun…  ;->

All this and more for a measly $35 monthly membership renewal… What’s not to love? OK; if you’re hard up, send me a message with your RSVP. We have limited work/study positions available, but they have to be arranged in advance. If you want to join our workforce, please also include your phone # to grease the wheels of progress.

See you there!

Madame Ember

P.S. Don’t forget Capitol Punishment this Sunday! Come find us on the 3rd floor. For more information or to buy tickets at a $5 discount, go to www.capitolpunishment.net.

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A DXS RAPTURE EVENT READ BELOW!!!

If you are a newbie and want to attend, get vetted now!
Send your request to: dxsrapture@gmail.com
Answer the following questions:

Are you over 18?

Are you 21 or older?

What is your scene name?

How long have you been in the Scene?

What Scene/Fetish organizations do you belong to?

Who will vouch for your behavior at a Scene event as being safe, sane, and consensual? Please give us contact information for at least two people. We will contact them and get back to you. It is always a good idea to get in touch with these people and let them know to expect our queries so that they reply in a polite and timely fashion.

Please understand that this process takes time. If you are not vouched for before our cutoff time for the door list, you will not get on the list for this party. You may be put on our pre-vetted list for subsequent parties, however. This is to keep all of our party guests safe and comfortable, including you.


–
Sweetly Sadistic,
Unique Goddess
www.UniqueGoddess.com

Sometimes you just gotta grab life by the balls and give a good strong tug!

Thursday, 8 October 2009

HALLOWEEN HORROR FILMS COPYCAT 1 AND 2

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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

Finally the leather has arrived!

What took them so long to get me the right leather???

Now I begin to understand why all the ready-made BDSM-furniture is so expensive,

it’s a drag to find all the right materials.

Luckely, I have the right boys to do the work,
their skills together with My experience of what and how to use during the play-sessions will get some fabulous results!

See for example the stocks, they are much wider than the usual ones, that way it’s stronger and way more comfortable for the bigger sub. That way them slaves will last longer for a good spanking. And I have specifically asked for the divided knee-bench so I can come so much nearer when engaging strap-on games!

All these (and many more) are little things one can only learn by doing.

So here is the “before” photo, within a few weeks I will be able to proudly show the finished result!

Sunday, 4 October 2009

pink slip?

Yesterday i opened my freezer and there is a nice, hefty, frozen cucumber there, laying innocently among the bags of frozen vegetables, fish, and packets of chicken… what’s it doing there all innocent and smirking? i did not put it there! Or did i? i do not remember any Teasing, Evil Elves sneaking around my house.

the only thing that occurs to me is that  several days ago i brought home a few bags of groceries. Some of it – fresh vegetables ended up on table, the rest off vegetables went into the refrigerator and some other stuff went into the freezer. Is it possible that i subconsciously put the cucumber, of all things, in the freezer? Yes it is. Such small acts of instant forgetfulness happen to me. My head is either in the proverbial pink clouds or i am occupied by more mundane problems. But still.. a frozen cucumber?

It does not sound like a Freudian slip.

I wonder what it could be called:

A subbean slip?
A pink slip?
A slip of a nasty needy slut? Hmm and blush

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Events Today: 1 Down, 1 to Go.

Good afternoon, kinksters!

I got up waaaaaay too early for a Saturday, and walked down the street to the Panera for the monthly 1st-Saturday munch. It’s been a while since I’ve been to this munch, despite it being right down the street from my house. Usually, you see, I have the good sense to sleep in on a Saturday morning. Today, however, it was not to be.

Maybe I’ll take a nap later.

Anyway, I met some really cool folks, and handed out some TNG business cards. Hopefully, they will get to the hands of those we’re targeting.

And later tonight, the play party. Woohoo!

Thursday, 1 October 2009

History: The List Taker

I did try to generate a submissive BDSM experience with a few partners. It didn’t really work. I chalk this up to the fact that I am a dominant personality. I think it was too difficult to take what was otherwise at best an equal relationship and at worst one where I dominated, and turn it into a sexually submissive relationship.

Eventually I will be interested in trying out the dominant side of a BDSM experience but I think the submissive experience is more of a stretch for me at the moment. I also think that in order to be a good Domme, I should know what it is like to be the sub.

These conclusions led me to look for a BDSM relationship outside of my vanilla relationship. Leave the two separate. One is for companionship and family life. The other is for sexuality, exploration and deviant stimulation.

The first person I met for an intentional BDSM encounter was an older man (yes, I have a thing for the Daddy complex) in his late 50’s, father, husband, pillar of the community type man. Looked very nice in a suit.

He had the atmosphere down, drinks at a quiet bar, pre-ordered a wine he knew I would like, nice car with the radio tuned to the classical station, already had a reasonably nice hotel room booked. I like a man with a plan. I love not having to worry about the details.

Things looked promising to this point. When we got to the hotel he had me undress and then proceeded to go through a very long checklist which I was to rate as acts I would enjoy, do, was uncomfortable with or were a hard limit. I guess this is where his plan ran out. The next step in his plan was to have sex with me (which I had agreed to), but the only BDSM element included was some nipple clamps. To dash my hopes further he had some hydraulics failures.

All I can say my dear older men, is there is no shame in pharmaceutical aids. It is difficult (to say the least) to dredge up sexual obedience for a Dom who cannot command his own body to obey.